Drink the Vote!

If you are undecided how to vote in the upcoming election this may help you decide.

If you are drinking a wine with really high alcohol from Ontario that costs a lot of money and you think it is a certain grape but you find out after when you get it home and finish the bottle that it is a different grape altogether but you don’t care…you should probably be voting Liberal

If you are drinking, but not drinking too much, an inexpensive wine from BC that doesn’t go with any food and is labeled a Product of Canada but you know is actually made from grapes from the US…you should probably be voting Conservative

If you are drinking a wine that sources grapes from many different vineyards so it can make the best wine possible, but no matter how hard it does to promote itself as the great Canadian alternative to top French and American wines it still doesn’t get any respect… nor does it sell very much…nor is it very good…you should probably be voting NDP

If you are drinking an exclusive high end French wine, that Robert Parker rated 100 points, out of a $100 glass made especially for this bottle and you don’t care about the price of the wine or the glass because you didn’t pay for either but you think you are entitled to be drinking this wine….you should probably be voting Bloc Quebecois

If you are drinking an organic wine made by a vineyard that uses no fossel fuels when picking their grapes because the fake Ashram down the street has volunteered all of it’s people, who haven’t shaved or washed in a month, to pick the grapes instead. The wine from this vineyard is then stored using pyramids and fengshui …You should probably be voting Green

If you are drinking Yellow Tail…You are probably asking yourself, What Election?