A failing grade of 84.
I was reading an article about the scores and rating wines and thought there was an insightful observation. It pretty much said that a wine which scores 84 is a bad wine. This is because the scale really doesn’t go from 1 to 100 but rather 70 to 100. If you look at it that 70 to 100 is really like 1 to 30 and a score of 84 is really 14 then a 14 out of 30 is 46% . If you followed that it shows that a score of 84 is actually 46% which is a failing grade in any school that I went.
My scale goes like this; - T, E, L, 3, V, !
T - Not my taste, should market to bums…I think I am drinking Thunderbird?
E - I like but it’s not worth the price...i.e. Expensive
L - This is a Location wine …It would taste better…with food
…on a cold/warm day
…on a beach/in the mountains
…etc
3 - Third Bottle wine…It’s good because it’s cheap and I don’t want to drink the good stuff any more because I won’t remember it….and these friends aren’t worth it.
V - Will buy and keep different vintages to see if it changes.
! - I would like to drown in this!
My scale goes like this; - T, E, L, 3, V, !
T - Not my taste, should market to bums…I think I am drinking Thunderbird?
E - I like but it’s not worth the price...i.e. Expensive
L - This is a Location wine …It would taste better…with food
…on a cold/warm day
…on a beach/in the mountains
…etc
3 - Third Bottle wine…It’s good because it’s cheap and I don’t want to drink the good stuff any more because I won’t remember it….and these friends aren’t worth it.
V - Will buy and keep different vintages to see if it changes.
! - I would like to drown in this!

1 Comments:
this is fricken brilliant Mr. Bacon...bloody brilliant.
that is all
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