New Wine Term

I don’t know where I heard this from but I like it!

You open a wine. The colour is appetizing. The aroma is pleasant. The initial flavour has you thinking this is a good wine. You swallow and the bam…This wine has ASStertase!

Ass–ter-taste

1 A lingering sensation in the mouth that tastes like ASS

2 That taste in your mouth when you first wake up after you have been drinking the night before and you hope that your toothbrush is part chisel.

3 That feeling of fur and dryness that you get after drinking coffee and I assume cigarettes.

4 You know when you go into one of those outhouses that has never been cleaned and you close your mouth and hold your breath because there is a lingering ASSness.

5 Spending a lot of money of a wine you were told was good but your idea of earthy is something different.

PS
Where is Puffy Food???