Nobody Wine Chung tonight!!

I have a couple of drinking problems.

The first is I can’t keep the wine in the glass. When ever I am drinking red wine I can not help but stain everything red. Whether it’s a white carpet, a new white shirt or a light coloured couch I always end up with red wine all over. And it seems to be getting worse; it used to be just few drops but I recently spilled a whole glass on my couch. What I need is a sippy wine glass! All I can say is thank God for Spot Shot. I don’t know what chemicals are in Spot Shot and I don’t think I want to know, but it is amazing how well it works. I should actually buy shares in the company since I use it so much.

The second problem is DUI – Downloading Under the Influence. I think on Friday and or Saturday nights these music sites should make you register how many glasses of wine you have had before you download any music. Or at least hold the download off till morning so you can see if that brilliant idea you had of making a disc of the songs you hate the most at 1:00 am and after several glasses of wine is really a good idea….Let’s see I think I will download Supertramp’s Breakfast in America, Any Black Eyed Peas Song, the theme song to the OC, Opus – Live is Life..NaNa Na Na Na, What is that Micheal Jackson song with Paul McCartney now? …Oh yeah I can’t forget Dire Straits Money for Nothing and Extreme’s More than words and Billy Joel and REM’s Shiny Happy People and Wang Chung….Actually I think it was Wang Chung that made me spill my wine all over my couch…Oh No I just Wine Chung’d the couch!!!